Hello Future Blog,
This is a blog from the future. You do not know this yet, but in the future, you can post things to blogs (actually, we just call them web logs) in the past from the future. You do not know this yet because you're in the past and they have not invented this technology yet.
My name is Brian, but in the future, we do not have names. Instead, we have labels for nouns to distinguish one from another. My label for a noun to distinguish me from another is Brian. There is another person (from the future) that will be web logging (from the future) who's label for a noun to distinguish him from others is Steve.
In the future, the only blog template available is Tic Tac. Again, we do not refer to it as a template, as that would suggest that there are other templates that can be utilized, which there aren't, because the only blog template available is Tic Tac. This is a result of the Internet. Also, in the future, everyone loves Tic Tacs, which are small candies that block the action of acetylcholinesterase, thus resulting in sustained contractions of all the muscles in the body.
There is so much we can't wait to tell you, past, but first "Brian" and "Steve" need to go to OutBACK Steak House, which is a restaurant in the future that serves steak (which is a type of meat made from an animal which is called a cow) and also has an item for consumption which is called a 'Bloomin' Onion', which is a food dish consisting of one large fried Vidalia onion (a vegetable) which is cut to resemble a flower (a flower). I bet you are wishing that you were in the future right now so you could eat a 'steak' and 'Bloomin' Onion' from OutBACK right now! Laughing Out Loud
We have decided to call our blog the future blog because we are from the future, even though, technically, when we are posting this to you, we are in the past. This is confusing to us, because when we post to 'The Future Blog' we are not posting a blog in the future, we are posting to a blog in the past while in the future. It is very complicated and something that we will figure out in the future in the future.
Goodbye,
Brian
